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Everyone's got a complicated relationship with their mom, but what if your mom gets bitten by a rattlesnake and suddenly turns into not one, BUT THREE, VERY INTENSE Hollywood starlets?!
Snakebite Madness is for anyone with mommy issues, or for anyone who loves old Hollywood cinema.
Don't forget to tune in next week for part 2 of Snakebite Madness, when me and my mom go on a date with a 91 year old!
Til then, enjoy and MWAH! 💋💋💋
Xo Auriane
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It's Happy Hour and Storytime with Not Literary!
How do you deny an adorable little speed-monster when she clobbers you in the ladies room, and practically SHOVES drugs up your nose? Warning: May offend recovering crack addicts and fans of Whitney Houston.
To make this episodes cocktail, you'll need:
Vanilla Vodka
Coffee Liquer
White Chocolate Liquer or 1/2 Coconut Milk and 1/2 Coconut Cream
Diet Coke
Coconut Flakes (or drugs!)
Cherries
Stick to vodka, kids. Crack is whack!
Xo Auriane
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What began as a social experiment turns into a prank--but the hypothesis remains: Has infinite scroll destroyed dating? Is everyone online a TOTAL DOUCHEBAG? More importantly, can Izzy be saved from...TINDER?
Warning: Things get...Yucky.
Xo
Auriane
NEW BOOK COMING SOON, BEBE!
Whether you're a Goth, a hillbilly, an aspiring actor, or an LA newbie, turns out we're all just trying to fit in. Even if that means drinking blood Jell-O Shots.
Xo
Auriane