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May 26, 2016
3 min

Asian Mishaps

I'm not entirely sure how to format my Asian mishaps into full stories, so I'm thinking a simple blog post may be my best bet. Maybe one ...

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Auriane de Rudder

Apr 2, 2016
8 min

Drinking and Interviewing: April Fools!

Ahhh! April Fool's is my favorite holiday. The only thing I love more than a good grift is a straight up prank. Let's see...Over the year...

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Auriane de Rudder

Mar 30, 2016
9 min

She's my Cherry Pie

You know, over the years I have had what I'd consider more experience with shitty neighbors than most people. Growing up, the boys who li...

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I will not gloat on your snowdays. I will not gloat on your snow days. I will not gloat on your snow

Auriane de Rudder

Jan 22, 2016
13 min

I will not gloat on your snowdays. I will not gloat on your snow days. I will not gloat on your snow

So it's snowing. Everywhere but here. Well, everywhere but here and Florida, but living in Florida is it's own certain punishment by way ...

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Christmas Wrap Up: Alleys, Exes, Strange Packages and even some Anti-Diarrheal Medication!

Auriane de Rudder

Jan 1, 2016
8 min

Christmas Wrap Up: Alleys, Exes, Strange Packages and even some Anti-Diarrheal Medication!

Ah, Christmastime! Usually my least favorite time of year, I have somehow managed (by surrounding myself with only the best of friends) t...

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Getting Fingered on a Rollercoaster Isn't What it's Cracked up to be.

Auriane de Rudder

Nov 11, 2015
1 min

Getting Fingered on a Rollercoaster Isn't What it's Cracked up to be.

When I lived in Nashville, I was lucky enough to befriend Jenny. Our friendship wasn't easy to come-by. We were both working in bars, and...

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