Auriane de Rudder

Warning: This is not literary. This is just the story of the worst fucking date I have ever been on in my goddamn life. Of course, I met this asshole at Clancy's. At least he wasn't a regular, but still. I should have known better than to pick up a piece of ass on a portal to Hell. Oh well. I was working on a Saturday night, and in walked Reynaldo. He was cute, tall, and friendly. He liked me from the start, and instead of staying for one drink before meeting his friend, he s

Ah, Christmastime! Usually my least favorite time of year, I have somehow managed (by surrounding myself with only the best of friends) to survive yet another year without even the slightest inclination to off myself. Last year, I owed great thanks to my friend Sparky, who stayed with me at the Portofino Hotel in Redondo Beach, rode bicycles with me, and even helped to decorate the lamp in our room with my lacey panties and hoop earrings. We added even more Yuletide joy or wh