The Absolute Worst Fucking Date I Have Ever Been on in my Goddamn Life.
Warning: This is not literary. This is just the story of the worst fucking date I have ever been on in my goddamn life. Of course, I met this asshole at Clancy's. At least he wasn't a regular, but still. I should have known better than to pick up a piece of ass on a portal to Hell. Oh well. I was working on a Saturday night, and in walked Reynaldo. He was cute, tall, and friendly. He liked me from the start, and instead of staying for one drink before meeting his friend, he s