Auriane de Rudder

Ahhh! April Fool's is my favorite holiday. The only thing I love more than a good grift is a straight up prank. Let's see...Over the years there have been so many. There was the time I tricked my mother into thinking her abusive relative had crashed her vacation. That one took a lot of phone coordination with both the hotel and said abusive relative. (Side note: I was 8 years old.) There was the prank call I made after my very first sleep over at age five, where I attempted t

You know, over the years I have had what I'd consider more experience with shitty neighbors than most people. Growing up, the boys who lived next door to me used to steal my keys and throw rocks at me after school. In my first apartment in Baltimore, there were two very sour lesbians living next door who would throw FITS if I set off fireworks at 5 am, or threw some bottles at an available brick wall to blow off steam. (Okay, maybe they weren't the problem, exactly.) In Nashv