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It's Happy Hour and Storytime with Not Literary!

 

How do you deny an adorable little speed-monster when she clobbers you in the ladies room, and practically SHOVES drugs up your nose? Warning:  May offend recovering crack addicts and fans of Whitney Houston.

To make this episodes cocktail, you'll need:

Vanilla Vodka

Coffee Liquer

White Chocolate Liquer or 1/2 Coconut Milk and 1/2 Coconut Cream

Diet Coke

Coconut Flakes (or drugs!)

Cherries

 

Stick to vodka, kids. Crack is whack!

Xo Auriane

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What began as a social experiment turns into a prank--but the hypothesis remains: Has infinite scroll destroyed dating? Is everyone online a TOTAL DOUCHEBAG? More importantly, can Izzy be saved from...TINDER?

 

Warning: Things get...Yucky.

Xo

Auriane

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NEW BOOK COMING SOON, BEBE!
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Whether you're a Goth, a hillbilly, an aspiring actor, or an LA newbie, turns out we're all just trying to fit in. Even if that means drinking blood Jell-O Shots. 

Xo

Auriane

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